lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

urbancatfitters:

this is actually not a blog it is just a list of my complaints with the world

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

puniper:

NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

shwift:

i’m starting a juice cleanse *buys 8 packages of capri suns and kool aid bursts*

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

schloong:

"Do I eat it?"

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop