thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

jasmine-blu:

my life goals

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.