i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
this is actually not a blog it is just a list of my complaints with the world
parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America …in just 34 years.
i’m starting a juice cleanse *buys 8 packages of capri suns and kool aid bursts*
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
"Do I eat it?"
i take you to the candy shop